Long before the Internet — heck, even before color television — a comic book was a kid's portal into a dazzling new world. In the 1950s, science fiction, westerns and war stories lured more readers than superheroes in tights.

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But the fantasy went beyond the artists' panels. The advertisements also offered an escape from the ordinary. X-ray glasses! Sea-Monkeys! The body of an Adonis!

We flipped through issues of Blackhawk and Out of This World from 1959 to find the best offers a child could buy.

1. An "Exploding Army Hand Grenade" for $1.00

Please note the phrase in the fine print: "It is completely harmless."

2. Or a hot rod for one dollar

How fast are "scale speeds of 120 mph" exactly?

3. 150 Civil War Soldiers for only $1.49

That's a lot of blue and gray plastic.

4. An air rifle for under ten bucks

You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

5. Muscles from Mickey Mantle

You too can have the ripped body of Yogi Berra.

6. Or a He-Man body in 15 minutes

Gain 80 lbs. of solid muscle? That's perhaps doubling the weight of the average kid reading comics in 1959.

7. A career in Radio-Television

We can't argue. It is a blast working in radio-television.

8. Or a job selling inspirational mottoes

You would make a ten-cent profit selling cards that said things like "Love One Another As I Have Loved You."

9. An Outer Space Map! Magic Mile Binoculars! Any of the awesome things on this page.

There is a lot of awesome on this page. A nuclear powered speedboat?!